I'm boris. hellooo..
Warning: If you're an attractive girl please stay away from me or I will die
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girls who can take verbal offense and brush it off/laugh it off (without saying “it’s because she’s jealous” or something dumb like that)
girls who have a strong command of English
girls who are “clingy”
girls who actually want to do activities and have ideas of what they want to do
girls who don’t have makeup on
girls who appreciate, and show it
nice legs on girls are holy things
I like women who haven’t lived with too many men.
I don’t expect virginity but I simply prefer women
who haven’t been rubbed raw by experience.
there is a quality about women who choose
men sparingly;
it appears in their walk
in their eyes
in their laughter and in their
gentle hearts.
women who have had too many men
seem to choose the next one
out of revenge rather than with
feeling.
when you play the field selfishly everything
works against you:
one can’t insist on love or
demand affection.
you’re finally left with whatever
you have been willing to give
which often is:
nothing.
some women are delicate things
some women are delicious and
wondrous.
if you want to piss on the sun
go ahead
but please leave them
alone.
a girl from my school added me and messaged me saying she wanted to chat, but then she had to go like two minutes later. okay.
- Girl 1: you're so pretty, i wish i were as pretty as you are
- Girl 2: no, i'm ugly wtf, you're the pretty one!
- Girl 1: what? i'm a potato!
- Girl 2: no, i wish i looked as good as you do:(
- Girl 3: you two are so qt, i'm the ugly one:(
- etc.
so… i’ve noticed that a lot of girls i know seem to have a deep adoration of cats on tumblr. anyone care to explain this statistical phenomenon?
When a guy stares at you and you don’t have some extremely obtrusive abnormality on your face, it’s probably because he’s at least interested in you. Not because he thinks you’re ugly.
I want to be as close as i can be to the guy of your dreams. In any given situation, I want you to think to yourself “what would the guy of my dreams do?” and tell me to do it, so i can make you as happy as possible. I want to spend my entire life trying to live up to your expectations and i want you to fight for the best you can get out of me because you deserve nothing less. Problem is, I don’t know if I’m allowed to.
so apparently texting a guy first is clingy and is basically like making wedding plans on a first date???????
oops
um. no. i love it when the girl messages first because it shows that she cares.
Periods can go die. Please. Stop messing with girls.
